Hello luvas!

Well, today I started my first blog ever. Raise those martini glasses (or beer bottles, whichever is socially acceptable at the present moment) ladies and gentleman, here's to a place to vent, ramble, complain and any or everything I deem necessary in my day. Just to give a little background my life tends to be tedious and boring, although over the last few years I have become a human magnet for psychotic emotionally challenged men, or shall I say boys. That said this blog may become something of soap opera quality. About two months ago i broke up with the love of my life (what a joke that phrase is, by the way you'll learn that currently I'm extremely bitter about anything that has to do with the word love) anyway, so yea my pathetic dreams of happily ever after were crushed and spit in my face and now i'm swearing off the L-word for the next year. These next twelve months I'm determined to be single, fabulous and not give a zazu about any "boy" that thinks that he's "got what i need" , cuz lemme tell you what I need ...a good day with a cold crown and coke and keep em coming! But don't get me wrong, just cuz I won't be giving a zazu doesn't mean I won't be looking for some fun and a few good men to pay for all that crown. Haha! Till next time my luvas....